I’m not running.
And it’s really simple.
I don’t feel like it.
And contrary to facebook suspicions, I’m not pregnant, and it certainly has nothing to do with any significant life event. I’m just run down and aI want a break. It so happens that it coincides with no major races that I want to run, AND the start of an 8 week challenge at my gym. I happen to have Senor Swiss Ball, otherwise known as Alex Ballesteros, as my trainer, and he is NOT a steady state cardio fan. The man has literally transformed the way I run, and the way I move, and I feel like it might be time to give his preferred training methods a try. I mean, if the God of resistance, strength and rest can work so well with a long, long distance runner, then surely the distance runner is going to have epic results when she tries his flagship program, right?
We’re doing before and after shots – watch out internetz – unflaterring bra shots coming your way!
Ha! Now I’ll have ‘unflattering bra’ as a search term.
Which is the perfect sequeway into something I haven’t done for AGES.
How do people get here?
This month’s most excellent search term that led you, dear readers, to here. And really, I apologise.
I’m pleased to say that ugly crying face still rates an honourable mention
Hourglass babe made me think of a pig in a bottle until I re-evaluated and considered my Scarlett post (waist-less wonder envy)
What turns bed linen pink is another old chestnut
Word problems with Katie – I feel like I’m the hos of some C-grade television programme where it’s 11pm and people are playing for rental cars by doing crossword puzzles.
What is your non-running sport?
When do you take breaks from running?
Have you ever had a trainer?
How did you find the blog? Was it through a ridiculous search term (would you ‘fess up if it were?)